I am Seeing Five Gentlemen

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Suzanne found this note, handwritten in her mother Carrie Grant’s handwriting,

and typed it onto her computer.

My Dear Friend,

I have become years older since I last saw you and a few changes have come into my life.

Frankly, I have become a frivolous old gal. I am seeing five gentlemen every day.

As soon as I wake up in the morning, Will Power helps me out of bed. Then, when he leaves, I go to see John.

Then, Charley Horse comes along. When he is here he takes a lot of my time and attention.

When he leaves Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn’t like me to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.

After such a busy day, I’m really very tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.
Ho Hum . . . What a life!